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Cruz, Kasich Fuse Into Single Candidate In Last-Ditch Effort To Stop Trump

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Cruz, Kasich Fuse Into Single Candidate In Last-Ditch Effort To Stop Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a scientific marvel reportedly funded by the Koch brothers, Ted Cruz and John Kasich announced at a press conference Tuesday that they have fused into a single candidate, in what is being seen as a last-ditch effort to deny Donald Trump the Republican nomination. The new candidate, named Jed Crusich, reportedly came into …
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